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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-16

Good FSM, the patchouli is overwhelming! I HATE that fucking smell!!! # According to my 4yo, a "rock 'n roll" song consists of singing at the top of her lungs and concludes with a shouted "Yeah!" #...

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-23

Statements like this from our elected reps cause me to despair for our nation RT@edbrayton: Dumbass Quote of the Day… http://bit.ly/fcS6QR # "Come to the golden-brown side!" "Delicious yummy pancake...

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-30

And I'm headed back home to change. Forgot it was business casual today; hafta put real pants on #downwithpants # Least quoted bible verse: Bruce 4:69 "Bend over, therefore, and let the Lord come in...

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-06

Mochi is yummy! # Bullshit RT @WTFSexFacts: Q: what's the difference btw making love & fucking? A: U would nvr marry & raise a family with a person you fuck. # .@WTFSexFacts That has nothing...

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-13

.@kingmabus2334 Keep 'em coming, dude! You're excellent comedy relief! # We are back in civilization! # You can get a harness and walk them. They generally poo in one specific place all the time. Oh,...

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-20

Someone, somewhere, is regretting issuing me a blog license http://bit.ly/ghGkQT # Top my bottom #rejectedcandyhearts # It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Blog post by me? Definitely...

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-27

Done at the clinic. Nothing new; no ear infection, just lots of congestion & drainage. SOP # Who knew canuckistan was such a dangerous place?! http://twitpic.com/42bz3a # If I'm gotta go, I want...

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-06

Giant peanut! # You, too, can experience the thrill of the giant peanut! http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2071 # I'm back in the nation's wang. W00t. # The only mood-altering drug I need is good...

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-13

Oof. Being up till 3 with a kidney stone makes one tired the next day. Just got out of bed! # It's not even 2pm and I've already cleaned the family room, got all the kids toys out of downstairs,...

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-20

Taking poor @kelleytastic to the urgent care clinic so her little head doesn't explode # Look, #powerband knock-offs! Now with the power of titanium! *facepalm* http://t.co/94ekqkO # My new pickup...

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-02

Tweet Found the Ft Mellon geocache w/the lizardlings. Froze my nubbins off out here! # Yummy dinner, English style! Prime rib, Yorkshire puddings, Brussels sprouts with pancetta, mashed potatoes! NOM!...

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-09

Tweet I remember the hell of having to get up and get ready for church on Sunday mornings. So glad that's over! #atheist # Nonspecific anxiety this morning. Not sure if it's an artifact of weird...

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